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Everything You Think You Know About Chick(pea)s Is Wrong.

These cookies are so good, they might cause you to question everything you know about baking, flour, Veganism, and possibly life itself. Even YOU wouldn’t be able to tell these cookies are mostly comprised of garbanzo beans. They would even

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Rockstar Feta, Sundried Tomato & Rosemary Spread

I don’t use the word “Rockstar” lightly, people. I should be charging thousands of dollars for this recipe but, no, it’s yours for free. It’s so good that when I dropped and shattered a freshly made jar all over my

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The Bestest Gluten Free Pancakes *

This is the best recipe in the world. It will make all your wildest dreams come true, much like Voting For Pedro did back in ‘04. I use Fage Greek Yogurt instead of the soy yogurt the recipe calls for.

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I can’t really wrap my head around the beauty that is Los Angeles in January after a big rain.
With @kittenxlady tonight at the @catsonglass event in dtla. @freshstep 😻😻😻
This happened tonight at the @kittenxlady event. #catsonglass @freshstep #crazycatpeople #plushies
Anyone else take the Instagram survey & totally unleash on how shitty IG has become since Facebook took over? That felt really good. 💪🏽 But... how I miss the old IG. 😕
Sydney, untrusting.
Because my fans demanded it (they didn’t, plus I don’t really have a fan base I’m aware of), here are photos of New Years Day 2019 Pico Maigret. Yes, he’s definitely looking into your souls & he’s not sure he likes what he sees. His words, not mine. 🤷🏼‍♀️
Portrait of a Baller (x2).
Los Angeles NYE 2018 👌 #LAsunset
We had a legit Sparkly Christmas. 💥💥💥 📷 cred: @ashbudd
Christmas Tablescape 2018 - featuring blue peacock feathers ftw 💥💥💥
Christmas Table 2018. 💥💥💥
The drinks - and the food - at Redbird are off the charts. 😍
I went apeshit buying all these starburst lights and left none for you. #sorrynotsorry #modernchristmas #modernchristmasdecor #modernholiday
These peonies totally slay. Btw, the flower mart is particularly dazzling this holiday season... once you make it past Skid Row & can manage to muster up any scant holiday cheer you might have left, that is. 😕 #peonies #peoniesofinstagram #LAflowermart
HAPPY AWKWARD HOLIDAY FAMILY PHOTO DAY TO YOU ALL. Disclaimer: this was taken 2 years ago. We are even more awkward now.
Descanso Garden’s Enchanted Forest was just that. 😍 No filter! #moonscape
With Santa, in silhouette. Btw, @thejohngrady makes a badass Santa.
Frankie the, you guessed it, #Frenchie , came out to support @homedogla today at our annual Pawlidays event which is so much fun that I’m kinda depressed it’s over. Waaaaa. #instaFrenchie #frenchbulldog #frenchbulldogsofinstagram