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On March 30th, my best friend got married. I was the Matron of Honor, requiring me to do a toast in front of her 100 guests. Me. Microphone. 200 eyes. 200 ears. 1 chance. For the weeks leading up to

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I canโ€™t really wrap my head around the beauty that is Los Angeles in January after a big rain.
With @kittenxlady tonight at the @catsonglass event in dtla. @freshstep ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป
This happened tonight at the @kittenxlady event. #catsonglass @freshstep #crazycatpeople #plushies
Anyone else take the Instagram survey & totally unleash on how shitty IG has become since Facebook took over? That felt really good. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ But... how I miss the old IG. ๐Ÿ˜•
Sydney, untrusting.
Because my fans demanded it (they didnโ€™t, plus I donโ€™t really have a fan base Iโ€™m aware of), here are photos of New Years Day 2019 Pico Maigret. Yes, heโ€™s definitely looking into your souls & heโ€™s not sure he likes what he sees. His words, not mine. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
Portrait of a Baller (x2).
Los Angeles NYE 2018 ๐Ÿ‘Œ #LAsunset
We had a legit Sparkly Christmas. ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ“ท cred: @ashbudd
Christmas Tablescape 2018 - featuring blue peacock feathers ftw ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ
Christmas Table 2018. ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ
The drinks - and the food - at Redbird are off the charts. ๐Ÿ˜
I went apeshit buying all these starburst lights and left none for you. #sorrynotsorry #modernchristmas #modernchristmasdecor #modernholiday
These peonies totally slay. Btw, the flower mart is particularly dazzling this holiday season... once you make it past Skid Row & can manage to muster up any scant holiday cheer you might have left, that is. ๐Ÿ˜• #peonies #peoniesofinstagram #LAflowermart
HAPPY AWKWARD HOLIDAY FAMILY PHOTO DAY TO YOU ALL. Disclaimer: this was taken 2 years ago. We are even more awkward now.
Descanso Gardenโ€™s Enchanted Forest was just that. ๐Ÿ˜ No filter! #moonscape
With Santa, in silhouette. Btw, @thejohngrady makes a badass Santa.
Frankie the, you guessed it, #Frenchie , came out to support @homedogla today at our annual Pawlidays event which is so much fun that Iโ€™m kinda depressed itโ€™s over. Waaaaa. #instaFrenchie #frenchbulldog #frenchbulldogsofinstagram