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Everything You Think You Know About Chick(pea)s Is Wrong.

These cookies are so good, they might cause you to question everything you know about baking, flour, Veganism, and possibly life itself. Even YOU wouldn’t be able to tell these cookies are mostly comprised of garbanzo beans. They would even

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Rockstar Feta, Sundried Tomato & Rosemary Spread

I don’t use the word “Rockstar” lightly, people. I should be charging thousands of dollars for this recipe but, no, it’s yours for free. It’s so good that when I dropped and shattered a freshly made jar all over my

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How To Throw A Kick-Ass Bridal Shower!

The most important thing to remember when throwing a bridal shower is to pick a bride who has at least 10 close girlfriends who are all incredibly talented and willing to work their asses off for the cause. This rag tag

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These nerds just turned 100. 📸: @ashbudd
Chapter 3 of my new book, “Creative Ways To Torture Your Modernist Husband”, will feature a house full of Juju Hats. #juju
Hard to believe it, but “They’re real & they’re spectacular.” 👌 💥 🌸
My husband with his favorite lady. That’s right. She’s his fave female. 🙄
@pottedstore , crushing it, per usual. 🌿🍃🦚
All kinds a chillin’ going on up in here.
SPRING IS HERE, BITCHES. At least for today. 😬
HUGE THANKS to everyone who has contributed to my lofty goal of attaining “The Mark Of The Beast” # of followers. 💪🏽
Cruised by this iconic Mid Century gem in Palm Springs today. Swoon.
This wallpaper is straight up BANANAS 😻
I feel EXACTLY the same about this gloriously bright & sunny LA day 😻😎🥰 . Must stop eating now in preparation for bathing suit season. #kiddingnotkidding
When your Etsy maker from Cameroon (likely unintentionally) tells you to ‘Chill The F*ck Out, Maigret.’ 😂😂😂.
The view from our deck on a sunnier day. The rain bums me out, but I am greatly comforted by the fact that, in a few weeks, Arya is going to be reunited with Gendry and it’s going to be AWESOME. #gameofthrones #LAweather
And we all got A+’s in @boycestudio ‘s fantastically fun woodworking class, where I laughed so hard, I wheezed. Contact C.C. for details on how you & your friends can have so much fun that you all wheeze, as well.
We took @boycestudio ‘s woodworking class today & LOOK WHAT WE MADE WITH OUR OWN HANDS!! Everyone in the world should take this class - a total blast, especially with a few friends. It’s thru Airbnb Experiences. DM me for details! Look how chuffed we look with ourselves 😂😂😂
I’m a sucker for these stunning flowers whose name I can never remember, even tho I trudge down to the flower mart every 6 or so weeks (yes, they last that long) to score some. The same kind every time because WHY mess with perfection? Also don’t even bother to tell me the name because I will immediately ding dong out & forget it. 🤷🏼‍♀️
Enviable decor at this #EchoPark foodie gem 😻. Enviable fries, as well.
FIFTY DAYS BUT WHO’S COUNTING? #ImCounting #gameofthrones