Monthly Archives: April 2014

That Time I Discovered I Am No Defender Of Women.

Last week, I went to Largo at the Coronet to see “Sarah Silverman & Friends”.  Which really should have been called “Sarah Silverman & The Same Friends As The Last Time You Went A Few Months Ago, With Mostly The Same Jokes.” But

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Everything You Think You Know About Chick(pea)s Is Wrong.

These cookies are so good, they might cause you to question everything you know about baking, flour, Veganism, and possibly life itself. Even YOU wouldn’t be able to tell these cookies are mostly comprised of garbanzo beans. They would even

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In Praise of Sweatpants. With apologies to Cindy Crawford.

I like to spend most of my time at home dressed like a new mom. AKA someone who doesn’t have time to look all that presentable (sorry, Husband). I am not a new mom, or a mom at all (that

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Posted in Favorite Finds

Korean Spas: They’re Not Messing Around

I have always wanted to check out a Korean spa, but was hesitant because I feared they wouldn’t be user-friendly, as I hate being bad at things. Turns out my fears were totally justified.  But alas, I was ultimately lured

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You guys, my confidence has been low-ish the past few months (Winter Blues? 🤷🏼‍♀️Mid life crisis? 🤷🏼‍♀️ Slow post-holiday workload? 🤷🏼‍♀️ All of the above? 🤷🏼‍♀️) but today, my wicked smart, badass Federal Prosecutor friend @ashbudd called me a genius! This is right up there with the time many years ago that Groundlings & SNL alum @michaelawat called me “Funny Lady” and Jonathan Adler told me I was “Hilarious “. I didn’t get the last 2 in writing, but I do have this one to print out and hang on every wall in my house. 👌
Such fun to hang with @markwork_aro this past weekend. Judging from this photo, however, the feeling may not have been mutual. 🧐
Like newlyweds, I tell ya.
I don’t quite know how I captured this photo, either, but YOU’RE WELCOME.
You guys - I stole this idea from my neighbors- you should also steal this idea from my neighbors. 😉#payitforward
My amazing neighbor Sharon brought her #Rottweiler pup, Ahnka, to meet Santa today, AND she brought Pico a sweater matching Ahnka’s. I mean - could they BE any cuter??
One of my fave souvenirs from last summer’s Copenhagen trip was this gorgeous @louiseroecph Brilliant Bon hand blown smoked glass vessel. Theirs was my favorite design store in #Copenhagen. And that’s saying a lot. 💥 #louiseroexmas #copenhagenstyle
OBSESSED. #babyyoda #notbabyyoda #themandelorian #starwars
Pico is obsessed with Hector, who is in turn obsessed with figs. #unrequitedobsession
Last night’s #tablescape is my go-to tablescape of late. Everyone who visits swoons over my custom cheese board by @boycestudio . And they should, because it’s that cool 👌
While it’s snowing on the East Coast, it’s definitely not snowing here. 😬
Do yourself a favor & read this post by my husband. Then feel envious of me. He is just outstanding.
Meditation helpers/ hinderers. I’ve switched from the Calm app to 10% Happier, and I’m more than 10% Happier about it. For starters, 10 features zero inspirational quotes from Halle Berry. No offense to Halle Berry, of course, but...come on. Time to get more serious about my practice. The political climate is about to get much worse. Gotta at least try to prepare for it, right?
AS IF my writing teacher could BE any cooler, last night he showed up to class wearing this 🔥 😂 👌 #NJrepresent #newjersey #LAmeetsNJ
I dropped by the rescue where we adopted Sydney to pay homage to their spaymobile which features our girl on the far left! 💥💥💥💥 So proud of our little supermodel & eternally grateful to @amandafoundation for uniting us. ❤️
Nothing says”you’re old” like a section of a cocktail menu entitled “Dark Ages” chock full of all the drinks that made you puke back in the day 💥💥💥 #oldschool #palmspringslife #palmspringsliving
Note to self: be more cool, like these guys 👌 #palmsprings # palmspringslife #palmspringsstyle
Hi from Palm Springs, bitches. 😎🌵👋 #holidayhouse #holidayhousepalmsprings #palmspringslife